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Month: February 2019

My Dental Adventures: Extraction of the Wisdom Teeth

February 24, 2019March 28, 2020 by agarwhale, posted in Miscellaneous

As I sat in the chair and an oxygen tube was jammed up my nose, I pondered the logistics of getting four teeth forcibly carved out of my mouth.

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Raisins: the Antagonists of the Culinary World

February 3, 2019April 16, 2020 by agarwhale, posted in Satire

If grapes are Jesus (which they’re not), raisins are Satan. If grapes are Chandler, raisins are Janice. If grapes are Harry Potter, raisins are Dolores Umbridge -- let’s face it, we all thought Umbridge was more annoying than Voldemort.

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