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Raisins: the Antagonists of the Culinary World

February 3, 2019April 16, 2020 by agarwhale, posted in Satire

If grapes are Jesus (which they’re not), raisins are Satan. If grapes are Chandler, raisins are Janice. If grapes are Harry Potter, raisins are Dolores Umbridge -- let’s face it, we all thought Umbridge was more annoying than Voldemort.

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The Dark Side of Girl Guide Cookies

January 13, 2019June 25, 2019 by agarwhale, posted in Satire

When that adorable six-year old in a sash comes to your door selling delicious sugary treats every year, who could possibly say no? Well, it turns out that you probably should.

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